: : A gentleman caller, hooray! : : I had a horrible reputation. Not in high school. Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Olive Penderghast You didn't have? I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. : : How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. : Fabulous! : I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. What? [Also speaking in a Southern accent] : Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction. : [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. Now you're a super slut like me. Brandon Olive Penderghast Look it up, big boy. Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. [defensive] That rhymed Marianne I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these. Press Esc to cancel. I'm here. : Why are you all of a sudden into me now? Press Esc to cancel. Easy A - Wikipedia : Rhiannon Olive: Rhi! It's not a good thing. : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. What are your favorite lines? [excited] Totally. : If you enjoy, please like and subscribe and also. : I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast A gnome? Hate, Mad, World. All Im saying is that maybe the reason that Bryant girl is going after you is because her mother told her about me. Theres something else you should know. It's not really a term of endearment. In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. NO, I don't like that! But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. : : You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast No dating. : Just so we're clear. : [points to the red "A" on her shirt] Olive Penderghast You gotta be sh*ttin me, sister. And I was quite the contortionist back then. You're thinking of Disneyland. Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Oh, haven't you heard? If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Yeah, I know that. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . I don't know. : Yes, you did. When the actor was . I don't Olive Penderghast : Please tell me the rumors are true! A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. [to Olive] Olive Penderghast Go forth, my son, you're a man now. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Brandon Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. Gossipy Girl Olive Penderghast Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? : Emma Stone's Easy A: 6 Things To Look Out For Next Time - CINEMABLEND Now, bitch. I started piling on lie after lie. No dating for you, young lady. I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. Oh my god, dude. Im adopted! That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight. : : [to herself] : Your father is as straight as they come. : Just one good, imaginary boink! Olive Penderghast Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. Worst song ever! Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. : Olive: Welcome. : Youre wonderful. all you need to know. : Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Rhiannon Real talk:If you dont want to be Emma Stone or be with her, theres something fucking wrong with you. : Ar-ra-ra! : first assistant camera: "b" camera (as F. Ulysses Domalaon) No, you haven't. Rhiannon And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. [about Melody Bostic] Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : Brandon Mrs. Griffith Marianne:No, silly. Are you accusing me of nepotism? : Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. You must be related to me. : Woodchuck Todd You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. Fine. Beat it, ese! : Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon] The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. We are not dating, Mom. : Olive: You know, not really. I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. [Giggles] Bookstore guy No judgement, but you kind of look like striper : : Emma Stone. Rhi! I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. Olive:I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. [looks him in the eyes] Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Sorry, I got around. In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming.
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